Badass Decay: In the original games, Pete Wheeler could master everything with his blazing speed.I see your Jackie Robinsons and Michael Sams, and raise you Kenny MotherFucking Kawaguchi. Lets also not overlook the amount of balls it took for a wheelchair bound kid to roll up on Keisha Phillips and the Backyard Crew and say “Whats up motherfuckers, heard y’all play sports or some shit” (100% how that went btw). If he wasn’t bound to his chair prison, Kenny K would have dominated every single kid in the goddamn league. He was middle of the road without the use of his legs. You give this kid a fresh pair of legs, he is far and away the best Backyard Kid in all of the sports and its not even a question. But was he the best to ever do it from the seat of his pants? You’re goddamn right he was. Was he the better than everyone he played with? No. He is wheeling around on those fields, scoring goals, making tackles, fielding grounders, and stealing balls. I picked Kenny as #1, because in all these sports, he is doing with pure upper body strength and absolutely no legs. Well, I guess it is kinda why I picked him.
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